sylviatietjens:

NEXT TIME YOU’RE AT A RESTAURANT

AND A WAITER ASKS IF HE CAN GET YOU BREADSTICKS

STICK YOUR FORK IN HIS EYE

AND YELL

I DON’T NEED YOUR OPPRESSIVE PHALLIC OBJECTS SITTING ON MY DINNER TABLE

STARING AT ME

TELLING ME THAT I AM LESS OF A WOMAN BECAUSE I’M NOT IN THE KITCHEN

COOKING THE FOOD THIS EVENING!!!!!!!!!”

THEN TAKE YOUR BRA OFF

AND BURN IT

IN THE NON SMOKING SECTION